Downtown - Uptown

Dear Blogger.
Today i started off my day at 8:30 which is considerably early for me anyways. My ass has been getting huge and my arteries clogged with cholesterol so i need to get fit. HAHAS so went gym but it didn't take long before i was out of breath precisely 5minutes.
Omg so i went downtown afterwards to this place because the noodles were nice but i just ordered a pho. Then headed uptown to all sorts of different places.
One of them was Coscos. I just wanted to buy a $1.00 churro. The things you hear about the cheap whole sale prices of bulk lots of commercial products are infact true. But you need membership to actually buy anything. They give ALOT of food samples, some of them were gross like the goats cheese. Goat cheese taste like armpit odor if that's even possible.
Then afterwards went to The Galleria which is the biggest mall in Houston texas and my my is it fucken huge. I haven't even seen all of it yet.. just a tiny corner of it because i didn't spend all that much time there and the car parking is just terrible. By terrible, worst that Cabramatta on a Saturday and times that by a thousand. I was in Sephora checking out the stuff and i wanted this blush Nars - Orgasm right and there happened to be these chicks in the same asile as me and they thought the blush's name was so friggen hilarious. Like so hilarious they had to take a picture of the word "orgasm" and "super orgasm" with their camera phones and full giggling at the word orgasm like it's so sexist. I don't know what grade they were in but probably middle schoolers cause how else could they be so immature and so naive about the word orgasm. Enough said about them. Onto the mall.
They have such higher roller stores such as Burberry, Prada, Chanel, Louis Vuitton, etcs in the mall and their all situated in the building called "Fifth Avenue", how cliche. I went to the MAC Store they had there and there was only one person working there and she was busy applying make up to a lady who couldn't be fixed with any over priced cosmetic but yet she was still trying. So all i got was an eye kohl. Then i went home cause i had some party afterwards.
Now i'm well adjusted to the time zone, it's late and i'm tired.

xo Lien